Growing up in the Midwest (yes, corn and cows) there is not much for variety in the ethnic sense on the female front. It’s white, white, a little more white, then another shade of white. And don’t get me wrong, I love the milky white big titted farmhand as much […]
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Damsel in distress, not so much
You may not have guessed it (or if you can actually read it’s kind of a no-brainer) but I really like comics I’m not the Sheldon Cooper kind of comic nerd, but I’ve got my favorites. Yes, Bruce Wayne. Yes, Tony Stark. And as much as I love the Nolan […]
When my buddy Scotty gets all grown up
There’s this friend that I grew up with who wasn’t necessarily the coolest guy in the group, but one of those guys that you just always enjoyed having around for whatever reason You know what I mean? Almost like the little brother that wanted to keep up and be cool, […]
Just another naughty church tale…
Most people don’t know about this juicy morsel of my life And I suppose if a lot of my friends found out, and knew that I was writing here on Adult List, and knew what a pussy hound I was They would actually say “that makes perfect sense!” What is […]
Touched for the very first time
There is one single moment in history that every man on earth remembers, but the catch is, it’s a different moment in history for every single one of those men And what is that special moment that I speak of? The first time you’ve been touched by a woman! Growing […]
A long ways from Carmen Electra nude…
It’s absolutely insane what you can find on the Internet today compared to when I was a wee lad When the Internet first started gaining momentum and becoming a “thing” I was just in junior high. Only the rich kids had the Internet, the rest of us sat around fantasizing […]
What happens in Vegas (you know the rest)
The first time I went to a strip club had to be way back in 2003. Wow, 20 years ago! I was horny, inexperienced and had a deep dying love for the boobies. Yes. I am a boob man (though I’d never say no to an apple shaped bottom!) It […]
What Kobe Bryant taught me about women
Do you remember the first time you ever talked to a girl? And no, I’m not talking about your mom or your aunt or your grandma And of course not your sister! But a real live beautiful specimen of the opposite sex. With actual intent. Trying to carry on a […]
Was I talking to a bot?
“Send me a pic! Send me a pic!” It always makes me laugh thinking about how thirsty we used to be afterschool chatting “girls” up on AOL Of course this was millions of years ago, LOL. Now that I’m wiser, I’m 99% positive they were all bots trying to pitch […]
Dating a cam girl, yay or nay?
Although I’m no Leonardo DiCaprio, I do like to think of myself as a “Ladies Bruce” I’m pretty good around town and meet lots of cuties while I’m out and about. But I’m not going to lie, these cam girls are so, so damn tempting I personally have never dated […]
Who’s the fairest cam girl of them all?
With new sites like Only Fans and Many Vids popping up seemingly every day, it’s almost impossible to keep track of where the hottest girls are. You find one that you fall in love with, then there’s another, then yet another! And I’ll be honest, I love surfing the profiles […]
Teens, teens everywhere you look
Everywhere you look, everything you read, everything you hear these days is all about MILFs. Don’t get me wrong! I love a sexy mama with those curves perfect for breast feeding… But there’s something about a cute 18, 19-year-old that just can’t be beat. Whenever I see one of those […]