No business like the porn business

Bruce Stark

Has it ever occurred to you how many porn websites there must be?

I mean think about this…

The Internet started becoming pretty common place about 25 years ago thanks to our buddies at AOL. Then cable Internet started to gain traction and websites slowly but surely grew, not just in number of sites but in the actual download size of the sites

High quality pictures slowly came on board. Then video. Then better videos. Then more countries. Then YouTube

And it keeps growing and growing and growing as more people around the world gain more access through computers and phones and TVs and who knows what else will be using the Internet.. Connecting all of us

And of course the mad perverts that we are as a human race, what happens when we connect?

If we can’t fuck, we sure as hell want to talk about it!

Which leads to the mass proliferation of porn and my initial question

How many porn websites could there possibly be on the Internet?

I’m not even going to try to guess because I have no idea and to be frank, I don’t really care. What I do care about though is the problem that this causes

Yes, there is indeed a problem with too much porn on the Internet. And no, I’m not a holy roller ready to regurgitate Bible quotes

The problem that I’m talking about is actually a funny problem to have. The problem with too much porn is its so damn difficult to find the porn that you actually want to watch!

Have you been on a tube lately? What about Google?

The tubes are full of the same exact content, it takes forever to find something fresh. Not to mention the never-ending ads that make my eyes pop out of my head

And Google. Aren’t the top 10 listings all the same damn video? Yes!

Who thinks this is a good way to view our beloved porn? I sure as hell don’t

And I don’t believe that you do either

But, good thing or actually great thing, there is a solution to this conundrum. Review sites

You know what they are, maybe you pushed them aside because you have ADD and need flashy video to get your attention, but trust me, not only are review sites the solution to our problem, they just might be the salvation to our problem!

What’s a review site? Exactly like it sounds so I’m not going to treat you like an idiot, but essentially the operator finds products or websites to review, they write said review, and you can read ahead of time whether or not it’s worth pursuing

Now why is this cool for porn? Because you can find the exact kind of porn that you want quickly instead of rolling through 50 pages of garbage Google listings

So I just stumbled across a new one recently and there’s something a little special about this 1, which is why I’m bringing it up

It’s called BioPorno and what I love about this review site is they have rounded up some really good deals and discounts of the sites they are reviewing. This way you can check out a few in an afternoon for just a couple bucks, keep the one you like and enjoy it for the rest of the month.

Simple!

So now that you know the trick to finding your favorite porn quickly at a great price, I’m going to end on that note. You have some porn to scour!

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